Lady Gaga - Poker Face (Live at Oxegen Festival 2009) HQ
http://www.lady-gaga.net Lady Gaga - Poker Face (Official Live Performance) Music Video HQ Oxegen Festival 2009
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Geo Da Silva feat. Nino Nonis - I'm your extacy [fly]
LYRICS: I have a dream, to fly with the wind, I have a dream, to fly like a bird, Listen the voice that screams in your mind Feel the fire that burns in your heart This is the power you know, this is the energy, I'm not afraid to dream, so do it with me This is the time you know, when your dream come true, We're goona do it again, only me and you Come and fly with me, feel the energy, Come and dance with me, let your soul be free, Come and dream with me in a fantasy Come on and jump with me, I'm your extasy. Stop the time, when you feel so sad, Forget the pain that kills you inside Take a look around you and see You got the world, beside you feel free This is the power you know, this is the energy, I'm not afraid to dream, so do it with me This is the time you know, when your dream comes true, We're goona do it again, only me and you. Come and fly with me, feel the energy, Come and dance with me, let your soul be free, Come and dream with me in a fantasy Come on and jump with me, I'm your extasy. This is the power you know, this is the energy, I'm not afraid to dream, so do it with me This is the time you know, when your dream comes true, We're goona do it again, only me and you. Come and fly with me, feel the energy, Come and dance with me, let your soul be free, Come and dream with me in a fantasy Come on and jump with me, I'm your extasy. [x2] Come and fly with me..come and dance with me.. Come and dream with me in a fantasy.. Come on and jump with me..I'm your extasy.. Come and fly wïth me.. [x3]
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Ein schönes Lied im Stile Max Raabes. 100% selbstgeschrieben! Liedtext: Auf der Welt gibt's die verschiedensten Geschmäcker. Der eine findet Äpfel gut, der and're Birnen lecker. Leute gibt's, die essen von früh bis spät nur Spinat, weil sie glauben, davon Kraft zu kriegen, da haben wir den Salat. Apropos Salat: den finden viele Menschen gut. Dann gibt's aber noch Speisen, da verlässt mich schnell der Mut: Schnecken oder Froschschenkel, da sag ich: mais non! Immer wieder zieht's mich in mein Lieblingsrestaurant. Ich will nur mal seh'n, ob Pizza Hut noch Pizza hat. Denn bei Pizza Hut werd ich vom kleinsten Spritzer Pizza satt. Komm mir nicht mit Döner, denn der macht selten schöner. Nur die Pizza macht spitzer.
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Achmed, the dead terrorist (Jeff Dunham)
Achmed, the dead terrorist... (Jeff Dunham, ventriloquist & stand-up comedian, "Spark of Insanity", 2007) Good evening, Achmed!~Good evening... Infidel!~So you 're a terrorist?~Yes, I am a terrorist...~What kind of terrorist?~A terrifying... terrorist!~Are you scared?~Not really, no.~Aaargh! And now?~Not really, no.~HuHaaah! How 'bout now?~No.~God damn it! Oh.. I mean "Allah" damn it! Silence! I kill you!~So Akhmed...~No, no, it's Achmed~That's what I said!~No you said Akmed, it's Achmed! "gh", "gh", "gh"... Silence! I kill you!~How do you spell it?~What?~How do you spell your name?~Oh, let's see... A... C... Phlemgh... Silence! I kill you!~So Achmed, if you're a terrorist, I would suppose you have some sort of specialty?~Yes, I am a suicide bomber.~So you' re finished?~What?~You 've done your job.~No, I haven't!~But you 're dead!~No, I'm not! I feel fine!~But you 're all bone!~It's a flesh wound!~Silence! I kill you! What the hell happened to my feet? Son of a bitch! What the hell? What are you doing? Stop touching me! I kill you!~Allright, just hold on, we'll fix this!~Ok, wait! What are you doing? Holy crap I'm in the air! Wait, something is backwards... holy crap! I need some ligaments!~Just sit still!~Ok, I will not move my ass!~You idiot, you don't have an ass!~Is that Walter?~Yeah...~He scares the crap out of me! Please, do not put me back in the same suitcase!~Why?~He has gas!~Saddam's mustard gas was nothing compared to a Walter fart!~It's not funny! He will kill us!~Allright, listen Achmed, I have something to tell you...~What?~You really are dead!~Are you sure?~Yes.~I've just got my flu shot.~You really are dead!~Wait, if I'm dead, that means I get my 72 virgins?~Are you my virgins?! I hope not!~Why?~There's a bunch of ugly ass guys out there!~If this is paradise, I've been screwed!~Well did they say it will be only female virgins?~Holy crap! Wait, I could have Clay Aiken! I told a joke!~So, listen Achmed, where do you come from?~Your freakin' suitcase!~I told another one!~Look, if you've been in my suitcase all this time, how have we been getting through security at the airports?~Oh, that's easy... They open the case and I go "Hellooo! I am Lindsay Lohan!"~I told another joke! I can do this crap too! Ok, here's another one: Two Jews walkin' in a bar...~No, no!~What, you don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard!~What I mean is I don't want racist jokes in my act.~Oh, ok, how 'bout if I kill the Jews?~No!~I'm kidding, I would not kill the Jews, no, I would toss a penny betwenn them and watch them fight to the death! Yes, I did the same thing with two catholic priests but I tossed in a small boy! Yes, and the winner had to fight Michael Jackson!~Achmed!~What?~Stop doing this! You can't tell jokes like that!~Why not? I'm killing so to speak...~You can't tell jokes like that!~Why?~It offends people.~Oh, I'm dead what do I care? What do you want me to do "knock-knock" jokes?~Probably better...~Ok, knock-knock.~Who's there?~Me, I kill you!~So, look as a suicide bomber have you had training?~Of course, we had this suicide bomber training camp.~Ah, is that a nice facility?~It used to be...~What happened?~New guy! The idiot tried to practise!~What did you guys learn from that?~Location, location, location~So, you guys have any kind of motto?~Like what?~You know, like "we're looking for a few good men"~"We're looking for some idiots with no future"!~So, where do you get your recruits?~The suicide hotline! That was dark, was it not?~Yeah, so what exactly happened to you?~Eh?~What happened?~Oh, if you must know, I am a horrible suicide bomber...~What happened?~I had a premature detonation...~I set the timer for 30 minutes, but it went off in 4 seconds! You know what that's like, right?! Mr hurricane!~So, Achmed what exactly happened to you?~Well, I was getting gasoline and I answered my cell phone... "Can you hear me now?" Kghghgh! At first I thought it was because I went over my minutes!~That's too bad!~It's ok, I took that Verizon bastard with me!~So, what's it like to die? Do you see a white light?~If you done enough to watch the explosion, yes!~No, I mean some people say when they die they see a white light, what did you see?~I saw flying car parts!~What was the last thing that went through your mind?~My ass! Walter told me to tell that joke!~You did all these for a bunch of virgins?~Are you kidding me? I'd kill you for a Klondike bar!~So, I guess you're Muslim?~I don't think so!~You're not Muslim?~Nooo!~Why?~Look on my ass, it says "Made in China"! Walter says I'm just a stinking Halloween decoration!~So do you like being in D.C.?~I think some idiots must live here.~Why?~For example, the Washington Monument...~Yes?~It looks nothing like the guy! It looks more like a tribute to Bill Clinton!~What do you think of Bush?~Oh, I love Bu... Oh, you mean the president? I'm sorry!~And that's Achmed, the dead terrorist!
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Pussycat Dolls (Featuring Will.I.Am.) - Beep
ENJOY!
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[HD] Lady GaGa - Just Dance (Live @ The View + Interview)
Lady GaGa Performs Just Dance Live At The View From The Walt Disney Studios + Interview © NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENTED
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Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious, Episode 1 Part 1
ep 1 pt 1
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What's for dinner? - Video Blog 7
Check out our official website http://www.wongfuproductions.com Subscribe to http://www.youtube.com/wongfuproductions Wes, Ted, and Phil head out of the house in this blog to take you all to dinner with them.
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SCOOTER - Jumping All Over The World (Berlin 01.08.08.)
WATCH THE FULL SHOW HERE: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=3F12C2A45B8A6C96 SCOOTER - Jumping All Over The World Live at Zitadelle Spandau, Berlin 01.08.08.
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