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Very Special Christmas Bubba J. 2 (deutsche Untertitel)

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HD | Wizards of Waverly Place | Dude Looks Like Shakira (2/3)

Part 2/3 (Season 3, Episode 12) | Part 3: http://youtu.be/CKILNPej6H0

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Added: 5039 days ago by blogpost_biz

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ItaloBrothers - Stamp On The Ground (Speed Up)

Seen as my last video was an epic fail, i opted for a simple speed up of a great song, i think it sounds cool but better if you can download it and play throuugh surround sound or just better speakers than a laptops. I did this quickly using the program "audacity" again, but i hope you like it. PLEASE REMEMBER TO RATE, COMMENT AND IF YOU WANT SUBSCRIBE, I'M SURE TO BE DOING MORE SOON. LYRICS: Stamp on the ground Jump, jump, jump, jump Moving all around Tep tep da dow Stamp on the ground Jump, jump, jump, jump Moving all around We're jumping all around Düp düp düp düp düp... Jumping all around Drop the beat We're jumping all around Düp düp düp düp düp... We're sending out an invitation To everyone in every nation. But don't sleep get on the run Stop thinkin' and have some fun! Stamp on the ground Jump, jump, jump, jump Moving all around Tep tep da dow Stamp on the ground Jump, jump, jump, jump Moving all around We're jumping all around Stamp on the ground Jump, jump, jump, jump Moving all around Tep tep da dow Stamp on the ground Jump, jump, jump, jump Moving all around We're jumping all around Düp düp düp düp düp... Drop the beat So come and join our love foundation Go feel the heat, the sweet vibration 'cause we are about to ignite And we wanna go out tonight! Düp düp düp... Jumping all around Drop the beat Jumping all around Düp düp düp düp düp... Jumping all around

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Added: 5041 days ago by blogpost_biz

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Jeff Dunham- Achmed the Dead Terrorist- Jingle Bombs

Achmed likes to sing christmas carols. I dedicate this video to my dad, who is being deployed to Afghanistan this year(he likes Achmed). I do not own this vid i simply uploaded it for Youtubers.

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Added: 5042 days ago by blogpost_biz

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Achmed, the dead terrorist (Jeff Dunham)

Achmed, the dead terrorist... (Jeff Dunham, ventriloquist & stand-up comedian, "Spark of Insanity", 2007) Good evening, Achmed!~Good evening... Infidel!~So you 're a terrorist?~Yes, I am a terrorist...~What kind of terrorist?~A terrifying... terrorist!~Are you scared?~Not really, no.~Aaargh! And now?~Not really, no.~HuHaaah! How 'bout now?~No.~God damn it! Oh.. I mean "Allah" damn it! Silence! I kill you!~So Akhmed...~No, no, it's Achmed~That's what I said!~No you said Akmed, it's Achmed! "gh", "gh", "gh"... Silence! I kill you!~How do you spell it?~What?~How do you spell your name?~Oh, let's see... A... C... Phlemgh... Silence! I kill you!~So Achmed, if you're a terrorist, I would suppose you have some sort of specialty?~Yes, I am a suicide bomber.~So you' re finished?~What?~You 've done your job.~No, I haven't!~But you 're dead!~No, I'm not! I feel fine!~But you 're all bone!~It's a flesh wound!~Silence! I kill you! What the hell happened to my feet? Son of a bitch! What the hell? What are you doing? Stop touching me! I kill you!~Allright, just hold on, we'll fix this!~Ok, wait! What are you doing? Holy crap I'm in the air! Wait, something is backwards... holy crap! I need some ligaments!~Just sit still!~Ok, I will not move my ass!~You idiot, you don't have an ass!~Is that Walter?~Yeah...~He scares the crap out of me! Please, do not put me back in the same suitcase!~Why?~He has gas!~Saddam's mustard gas was nothing compared to a Walter fart!~It's not funny! He will kill us!~Allright, listen Achmed, I have something to tell you...~What?~You really are dead!~Are you sure?~Yes.~I've just got my flu shot.~You really are dead!~Wait, if I'm dead, that means I get my 72 virgins?~Are you my virgins?! I hope not!~Why?~There's a bunch of ugly ass guys out there!~If this is paradise, I've been screwed!~Well did they say it will be only female virgins?~Holy crap! Wait, I could have Clay Aiken! I told a joke!~So, listen Achmed, where do you come from?~Your freakin' suitcase!~I told another one!~Look, if you've been in my suitcase all this time, how have we been getting through security at the airports?~Oh, that's easy... They open the case and I go "Hellooo! I am Lindsay Lohan!"~I told another joke! I can do this crap too! Ok, here's another one: Two Jews walkin' in a bar...~No, no!~What, you don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard!~What I mean is I don't want racist jokes in my act.~Oh, ok, how 'bout if I kill the Jews?~No!~I'm kidding, I would not kill the Jews, no, I would toss a penny betwenn them and watch them fight to the death! Yes, I did the same thing with two catholic priests but I tossed in a small boy! Yes, and the winner had to fight Michael Jackson!~Achmed!~What?~Stop doing this! You can't tell jokes like that!~Why not? I'm killing so to speak...~You can't tell jokes like that!~Why?~It offends people.~Oh, I'm dead what do I care? What do you want me to do "knock-knock" jokes?~Probably better...~Ok, knock-knock.~Who's there?~Me, I kill you!~So, look as a suicide bomber have you had training?~Of course, we had this suicide bomber training camp.~Ah, is that a nice facility?~It used to be...~What happened?~New guy! The idiot tried to practise!~What did you guys learn from that?~Location, location, location~So, you guys have any kind of motto?~Like what?~You know, like "we're looking for a few good men"~"We're looking for some idiots with no future"!~So, where do you get your recruits?~The suicide hotline! That was dark, was it not?~Yeah, so what exactly happened to you?~Eh?~What happened?~Oh, if you must know, I am a horrible suicide bomber...~What happened?~I had a premature detonation...~I set the timer for 30 minutes, but it went off in 4 seconds! You know what that's like, right?! Mr hurricane!~So, Achmed what exactly happened to you?~Well, I was getting gasoline and I answered my cell phone... "Can you hear me now?" Kghghgh! At first I thought it was because I went over my minutes!~That's too bad!~It's ok, I took that Verizon bastard with me!~So, what's it like to die? Do you see a white light?~If you done enough to watch the explosion, yes!~No, I mean some people say when they die they see a white light, what did you see?~I saw flying car parts!~What was the last thing that went through your mind?~My ass! Walter told me to tell that joke!~You did all these for a bunch of virgins?~Are you kidding me? I'd kill you for a Klondike bar!~So, I guess you're Muslim?~I don't think so!~You're not Muslim?~Nooo!~Why?~Look on my ass, it says "Made in China"! Walter says I'm just a stinking Halloween decoration!~So do you like being in D.C.?~I think some idiots must live here.~Why?~For example, the Washington Monument...~Yes?~It looks nothing like the guy! It looks more like a tribute to Bill Clinton!~What do you think of Bush?~Oh, I love Bu... Oh, you mean the president? I'm sorry!~And that's Achmed, the dead terrorist!

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Added: 5042 days ago by blogpost_biz

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Jeff Dunham - Achmed Jingle Bombs

Achmed Jingle Bombs

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Added: 5042 days ago by blogpost_biz

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Achmed The Dead Terrorist(Part 1)

Achmed the Dead Terrorist(Part 1) from Jeff Dunham's Comedy Central and new DVD, Spark Of Insanity. I encourage you all to go out and by it, it is worth it Check out my great friend, Thienieboydtv; http://www.youtube.com/user/Thieniebo... New Achmed the dead terrorist (Part 2) And Part 1 = verry funny You can buy Achmed The Dead Terrorist ===Where To Buy=== Log onto www.jeffdunham.com, there he has a link to Amazon.com where you can purchase the full dvd. ^^ ---Check out my great friend,Thienieboydtv; http://www.youtube.com/user/Thieniebo... New Version ╔═╦╗╔╦╗╔═╦═╦╦╦╦╗╔═╗ ║╚╣║║║╚╣╚╣╔╣╔╣║╚╣═╣ ╠╗║╚╝║║╠╗║╚╣║║║║║═╣ NOW!!!!Please!!! ╚═╩══╩═╩═╩═╩╝╚╩═╩═╝ to get new videos!! Silence! I kill you! XD

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Added: 5042 days ago by blogpost_biz

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Jeff Dunham - Achmed The Dead Terrorist Official Video

Jeff Dunham performing Achmed The Dead Terrorist LIVE!!

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Added: 5042 days ago by blogpost_biz

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Jeff Dunham - Achmed The Dead Terrorist

jeff dunham doing one of his most funny sketches, achmed the dead terrorist

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Added: 5042 days ago by blogpost_biz

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Jeff Dunham -Spark of Insanity- Achmed the Dead Terrorist

http://rendershop.webs.com/ This is my render site. Feel free to browse around! Please buy the DVD Spark of Insanity. I encourage you to buy it because its funny and well worth it. You can also check out "Arguing with Myself", which is another funny DVD which I prolong to get.

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Added: 5042 days ago by blogpost_biz

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Jeff Dunham and Achmed part 2

funny shit srry but my other videos got deleted so i got them back up and i hope you like them

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Added: 5042 days ago by blogpost_biz

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Achmed the dead terrorist sing Jingle Bombs

jingle bombs achmed

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Added: 5042 days ago by blogpost_biz

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