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South Park Creators Face Death Threats By Radical Muslims?

Guardian Article On TYT: http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/apr/26/cenk-uygur-young-turks Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/theyoungturks TYT Network (new WTF?! channel): http://www.youtube.com/user/whattheflickshow TYT on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4304483100 Check Out TYT Interviews http://www.youtube.com/user/TYTInterviews Read Ana's Blog: http://tinyurl.com/24alcye Watch more at http://www.theyoungturks.com Clip edited by Andrew Napier. May 20th is Everybody Draw Muhammad Day on Facebook which is sparking a controversy. Recently Jon Stewart of The Daily show and Bill Maher of Real Time have discussed these issues.

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Rösler macht schlechte Witze - Heute Show

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Cat Clips #51--Sneak and Snore

The male cat tries to find out more information about "Honey's" newly developed schizophrenia. (The original version of this video was posted on March 31, 2009 and received 1,256 views.) About Cat Clips This episode is part of the humorous "Cat Clips" series, which features the ongoing adventures of a group of cats in the New Jersey suburbs. The cats are avid fans of pop culture and fill their days discussing the latest celebrity gossip, political mishaps and topical entertainment related subject matter. They also engage in plenty of mystery and intrigue, as they continually try to scheme and outmaneuver each other, most often with comical results. Meet the Cats: Honey (aka Chase), an orange and white long-haired domestic, is the oldest female of the group, and loves to eat chocolate and other sweet treats. Often referred to as "Big Mama," the Mother of the clan is not afraid to give her opinion on almost anything—whether you ask for it or not. (Later in the series, it's discovered that Honey is actually a diabetic and so she must reluctantly give up her pension for popsicles and pastries in favor of daily insulin shots.) Trey is an all-black short-haired domestic cat who often looks at life through a cynical pair of eyes. Though he teases Honey relentlessly, he also feels a deep affection for her, and it soon becomes apparent that his tough exterior is mostly for show. Tipi arrives in Episode #36 to become the youngest female feline of the group. She is an extremely ambitious cat with only one thing on her mind—to become a huge mega-star. She loves to sing, dance and act, and uses every opportunity to promote herself and her desire to become a leading actress. A spin-off series called "Dear Tipi" was developed to help facilitate her desire for global recognition. Tuck is a Bengal cat and the offspring of one of Honey's British relatives. He arrives in Episode #44 just in time for Valentine's Day. Though Tuck instantly bonds with Honey and Tipi, Trey doesn't trust him and is quite reluctant to allow the foreigner into the fold. But eventually, Tuck wins over the older male cat with his positive energy and upbeat personality. Soon after, Tuck falls madly in love with Tipi, who rejects his advances in favor of her career ambitions. Boots is the newest member of the cast, arriving in Episode #105, and actually appears as a ghost in the series. Although his back story is still somewhat vague, we do know that when he was living, he was owned by the great and powerful Wizard of Wit. This not only gives him an interesting perspective on things, but also access to various types of magical powers. #26 - Top Favorited (3-31-09) - Pets & Animals #20 - Most Responded (3-31-09) - Pets & Animals #89 - Most Discussed (3-31-09) - Pets & Animals #21 - Most Responded (3-31-09) - Pets & Animals #31 - Most Discussed (4-1-09) - Pets & Animals #19 - Most Responded (4-1-09) - Pets & Animals #21 - Top Favorited (4-1-09) - Pets & Animals #24- Top Rated (4-1-09) - Pets & Animals #29 - Most Discussed (4-02-09) - Pets & Animals #17 - Most Responded (4-02-09) - Pets & Animals #65 - Most Responded (This Week) - Pets & Animals #94 - Most Viewed (4-02-09) - Pets & Animals #25 - Top Favorited (4-02-09) - Pets & Animals #23 - Top Rated (4-02-09) - Pets & Animals #22 - Most Responded (7-29-09) - Pets & Animals #61 - Top Favorited (7-29-09) - Pets & Animals #59 - Most Responded (Today) - Pets & Animals #51 - Top Favorited (Today) - Pets & Animals #94 - Top Rated (Today) - Pets & Animals

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Cat Clips #48--Extra Eyes

Tipi thinks a pair of glasses will help Tuck understand how to deal with the male cat. (The original version of this video was posted on March 17, 2009 and received 819 views.) About Cat Clips This episode is part of the humorous "Cat Clips" series, which features the ongoing adventures of a group of cats in the New Jersey suburbs. The cats are avid fans of pop culture and fill their days discussing the latest celebrity gossip, political mishaps and topical entertainment related subject matter. They also engage in plenty of mystery and intrigue, as they continually try to scheme and outmaneuver each other, most often with comical results. Meet the Cats: Honey (aka Chase), an orange and white long-haired domestic, is the oldest female of the group, and loves to eat chocolate and other sweet treats. Often referred to as "Big Mama," the Mother of the clan is not afraid to give her opinion on almost anything—whether you ask for it or not. (Later in the series, it's discovered that Honey is actually a diabetic and so she must reluctantly give up her pension for popsicles and pastries in favor of daily insulin shots.) Trey is an all-black short-haired domestic cat who often looks at life through a cynical pair of eyes. Though he teases Honey relentlessly, he also feels a deep affection for her, and it soon becomes apparent that his tough exterior is mostly for show. Tipi arrives in Episode #36 to become the youngest female feline of the group. She is an extremely ambitious cat with only one thing on her mind—to become a huge mega-star. She loves to sing, dance and act, and uses every opportunity to promote herself and her desire to become a leading actress. A spin-off series called "Dear Tipi" was developed to help facilitate her desire for global recognition. Tuck is a Bengal cat and the offspring of one of Honey's British relatives. He arrives in Episode #44 just in time for Valentine's Day. Though Tuck instantly bonds with Honey and Tipi, Trey doesn't trust him and is quite reluctant to allow the foreigner into the fold. But eventually, Tuck wins over the older male cat with his positive energy and upbeat personality. Soon after, Tuck falls madly in love with Tipi, who rejects his advances in favor of her career ambitions. Boots is the newest member of the cast, arriving in Episode #105, and actually appears as a ghost in the series. Although his back story is still somewhat vague, we do know that when he was living, he was owned by the great and powerful Wizard of Wit. This not only gives him an interesting perspective on things, but also access to various types of magical powers. #76 - Top Rated (3-18-09) - Comedy #22 - Top Favorited (3-18-09) - Pets & Animals #9 - Top Rated (3-18-09) - Pets & Animals #34 - Top Rated (This Week) - Pets & Animals #12 - Most Responded (3-18-09) - Pets & Animals #56 - Most Responded (Week Ending 3-22-09) - Pets & Animals #73 - Most Viewed (3-18-09) - Pets & Animals - Israel #19 - Most Responded (3-19-09) - Pets & Animals #45 - Top Rated (This Week) - Pets & Animals #24 - Most Responded (7-21-09) - Pets & Animals #78 - Most Responded (This Week) - Pets & Animals #55 - Top Favorited (7-21-09) - Pets & Animals #93 - Top Rated (7-21-09) - Pets & Animals #25 - Most Responded (7-22-09) - Pets & Animals #59 - Top Favorited (7-22-09) - Pets & Animals #92 - Top Rated (7-22-09) - Pets & Animals #39 - Most Responded (7-23-09) - Pets & Animals #68 - Most Viewed (7-23-09) - Pets & Animals - India #59 - Top Favorited (7-23-09) - Pets & Animals #69 - Top Rated (7-23-09) - Pets & Animals

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Cat Clips #47--Learning the Lie

Honey tries to explain the reasoning behind Tuck's arrival. (The original version of this video was posted on March 13, 2009 and received 820 views.) About Cat Clips This episode is part of the humorous "Cat Clips" series, which features the ongoing adventures of a group of cats in the New Jersey suburbs. The cats are avid fans of pop culture and fill their days discussing the latest celebrity gossip, political mishaps and topical entertainment related subject matter. They also engage in plenty of mystery and intrigue, as they continually try to scheme and outmaneuver each other, most often with comical results. Meet the Cats: Honey (aka Chase), an orange and white long-haired domestic, is the oldest female of the group, and loves to eat chocolate and other sweet treats. Often referred to as "Big Mama," the Mother of the clan is not afraid to give her opinion on almost anything—whether you ask for it or not. (Later in the series, it's discovered that Honey is actually a diabetic and so she must reluctantly give up her pension for popsicles and pastries in favor of daily insulin shots.) Trey is an all-black short-haired domestic cat who often looks at life through a cynical pair of eyes. Though he teases Honey relentlessly, he also feels a deep affection for her, and it soon becomes apparent that his tough exterior is mostly for show. Tipi arrives in Episode #36 to become the youngest female feline of the group. She is an extremely ambitious cat with only one thing on her mind—to become a huge mega-star. She loves to sing, dance and act, and uses every opportunity to promote herself and her desire to become a leading actress. A spin-off series called "Dear Tipi" was developed to help facilitate her desire for global recognition. Tuck is a Bengal cat and the offspring of one of Honey's British relatives. He arrives in Episode #44 just in time for Valentine's Day. Though Tuck instantly bonds with Honey and Tipi, Trey doesn't trust him and is quite reluctant to allow the foreigner into the fold. But eventually, Tuck wins over the older male cat with his positive energy and upbeat personality. Soon after, Tuck falls madly in love with Tipi, who rejects his advances in favor of her career ambitions. Boots is the newest member of the cast, arriving in Episode #105, and actually appears as a ghost in the series. Although his back story is still somewhat vague, we do know that when he was living, he was owned by the great and powerful Wizard of Wit. This not only gives him an interesting perspective on things, but also access to various types of magical powers. #29 - Top Favorited (3-13-09) - Pets & Animals #42 - Top Rated (3-13-09) - Pets & Animals #14 - Most Responded (3-13-09) - Pets & Animals #98 - Most Discussed (3-13-09) - Pets & Animals #94 - Most Discussed (3-14-09) - Pets & Animals #15 - Most Responded (3-14-09) - Pets & Animals #58 - Most Responded (This Week) - Pets & Animals #31 - Top Favorited (3-14-09) - Pets & Animals #45 - Top Rated (3-14-09) - Pets & Animals #56 - Most Responded (This Week) - Pets & Animals #37 - Top Rated (Week Ending 3-15-09) - Pets & Animals #90 - Most Responded (This Week) - Pets & Animals #39 - Top Rated (This Week) - Pets & Animals #25 - Most Responded (7-21-09) - Pets & Animals #56 - Top Favorited (7-21-09) - Pets & Animals #26 - Most Responded (7-22-09) - Pets & Animals #60 - Top Favorited (7-22-09) - Pets & Animals #24 - Most Responded (7-23-09) - Pets & Animals #76 - Most Responded (This Week) - Pets & Animals #60 - Top Favorited (7-23-09) - Pets & Animals

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Slipknot Snuff Video W/Lyrics

VIDEO RESPONCES WELCOME! I threw this together because when I heard this song I loved it! Slipknot is a great band and they do alot of heavy stuff but this song is greeat, like vermillion. The slipknot photos start at 2:16. I hope you enjoy this video and please help me get more views by favoring rating commenting and I hope subscribing to me! Lyrics: Bury all your secrets in my skin Come away with innocence, and leave me with my sins The air around me still feels like a cage And love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again... So if you love me, let me go. And run away before I know. My heart is just too dark to care. I can't destroy what isn't there. Deliver me into my Fate - If I'm alone I cannot hate I don't deserve to have you... My smile was taken long ago / If I can change I hope I never know I still press your letters to my lips And cherish them in parts of me that savor every kiss I couldn't face a life without your light But all of that was ripped apart... when you refused to fight So save your breath, I will not hear. I think I made it very clear. You couldn't hate enough to love. Is that supposed to be enough? I only wish you weren't my friend. Then I could hurt you in the end. I never claimed to be a Saint... My own was banished long ago / It took the Death of Hope to let you go So Break Yourself Against My Stones And Spit Your Pity In My Soul You Never Needed Any Help You Sold Me Out To Save Yourself And I Won't Listen To Your Shame You Ran Away - You're All The Same Angels Lie To Keep Control... My Love Was Punished Long Ago If You Still Care, Don't Ever Let Me Know If you still care, don't ever let me know... how to get more views on youtube utube famous subscribers subscribe smosh bush Toad the Wet Sprocket lol stone sour through the glass linkin park atrey oasis death metal live new gay ass porn butt Top 10 20 50 100 songs ever live all way classical country screamo calvary kids him fight ufc ultimate fighter brock lesnar channel video funny hallarious pwned owned you got in the face racial politics stand up comedy comedian jeff dunham davedays Britney Spears Death Metal Christian Ice Baby One More Time esta vez experimenta con el y nos brinda una version digna de ver escuchar Susan Boyle Britains Got Talent Les Miserables Dreamed Dream Simon Cowell Amanda Holden Piers Morgan West Lothian Blackburn yt:stretch=16:9 yt:quality=high Basshunter Now You're Gone All Ever Wanted Boten Anna Electronic Hard2beat Records DJ Alex remix bassheads Skillet Monster Atlantic Records Avril Lavigne RCA Records Label Pop lady gaga bad romance vevo cold play coldplay sad music country rap rock metal classical elvis conway twitty south park family guy addiction nicotine beer drugs alcohol party partying basshunter bass hunter lil wayne prison sentence life death all hope is gone abandon depression suicide army work out workout facebook girls fast easy cheap money obama racist the nameless favorite video funny ass mask masks robbery live death everything ends every thing this is the of Slipknot Everything Ends download festival 13 june 2009 main stage headliners corey taylor DJ starscream joey jordison live music huge crowd savage attack beating vermillion sulfur disasterpiece mayhem festival bootleg Jon Lajoie rap song everyday normal guy girls cup high as f#%k fuck bite finger funny boys Harry Charlie bit me Michael Jackson Epic Pop vevo metallica enter sandman sand man Soldier side system of down music video pud drums drumming drummer death metal suffocation infecting the crypts blood rain slayer raining blood remix death metal Stone Sour Through Glass Come What Ever May Whatever Metal Rock Corey Taylor Roadrunner David Guetta chris willis Kelly Thiebaud Baby love is gone pop life electro house dance ibiza Tokio Hotel Island Avenged Sevenfold Afterlife Rock Warner Bros. Metal A7X avengedsevenfold shadows zacky vengeance after life Wayne Isham My Chemical Romance Teenagers Alternative Reprise Slipknot Before Forget Volume Three Subliminal Verses Masks Clown Corey Taylor Joey Jordison Voliminal Metal Roadrunner Tony Yayo Soulja Boy 2010 Soulja Boy Tell`em Collipark Interscope Hip Hop Travis Barker Soulja Boy Crank That Tell Em Dat Superman Remix Soldier Boi Interscope Records Drums The Kill 30 Seconds to Mars The Killers Island Records Alternative

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I'm Michael Jackson Mother F#@!er! Supernews!

The first half hour episode of SuperNews! Sketches include: A visit to the Twittersphere, Rachel Maddow and Anderson Cooper on a blind date, Facebook and his roommates try to hook up, MTV dies, Obama hits the AIG spot, and a lobster teaches the secret to rock hard abs. Watch more SuperNews! http://www.current.com/supernews http://www.facebook.com/SuperNews VIEW more SuperNews! clips & SUBSCRIBE to the YouTube Playlist here... http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=F48E6CBD665DF231

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Transformers 2? SuperNews!

What would a good movie be without a sequel? Shortly after the release of Transformers, director and producer Michael Bay tries to talk the Transformers into doing a sequel. Watch more SuperNews! http://www.current.com/supernews http://www.facebook.com/SuperNews VIEW more SuperNews! clips & SUBSCRIBE to the YouTube Playlist here... http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=F48E6CBD665DF231

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Cat Clips #61--Of Flies & Sven

While Honey encourages the male cat to be her Svengali so she can be a more convincing schizophrenic, Tipi and Tuck go fly hunting in the office. #17 - Most Responded (5-8-09) - Pets & Animals #40 - Most Responded (5-8-09) - Pets & Animals #44 - Top Favorited (5-8-09) - Pets & Animals #65- Top Rated (5-8-09) - Pets & Animals #57 - Most Discussed (5-9-09) - Pets & Animals #13 - Most Responded (5-9-09) - Pets & Animals #92 - Most Viewed (5-9-09) - Pets & Animals - India #60 - Most Viewed (5-9-09) - Pets & Animals - Netherlands #20 - Top Favorited (5-9-09) - Pets & Animals #21 - Top Rated (5-9-09) - Pets & Animals #53 - Most Discussed (Today) - Pets & Animals #15 - Most Responded (Today) - Pets & Animals #46 - Most Responded (This Week) - Pets & Animals #70 - Most Viewed (Today) - Pets & Animals - India #55 - Most Viewed (Today) - Pets & Animals - Netherlands #26 - Top Favorited (Today) - Pets & Animals #17 - Top Rated (Today) - Pets & Animals #84 - Top Rated (This Week) - Pets & Animals

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Cat Clips #97--Garage Sale

The cats discuss their recent Thanksgiving meal, as their owners tear apart the basement. Make sure to watch until the end to find out who the winners are in the Cat Clips Trivia Contest. About Cat Clips This episode is part of the humorous "Cat Clips" series, which features the ongoing adventures of a group of cats in the New Jersey suburbs. The cats are avid fans of pop culture and fill their days discussing the latest celebrity gossip, political mishaps and topical entertainment related subject matter. They also engage in plenty of mystery and intrigue, as they continually try to scheme and outmaneuver each other, most often with comical results. Meet the Cats: Honey (aka Chase), an orange and white long-haired domestic, is the oldest female of the group, and loves to eat chocolate and other sweet treats. Often referred to as "Big Mama," the Mother of the clan is not afraid to give her opinion on almost anything—whether you ask for it or not. (Later in the series, it's discovered that Honey is actually a diabetic and so she must reluctantly give up her pension for popsicles and pastries in favor of daily insulin shots.) Trey is an all-black short-haired domestic cat who often looks at life through a cynical pair of eyes. Though he teases Honey relentlessly, he also feels a deep affection for her, and it soon becomes apparent that his tough exterior is mostly for show. Tipi arrives in Episode #36 to become the youngest female feline of the group. She is an extremely ambitious cat with only one thing on her mind—to become a huge mega-star. She loves to sing, dance and act, and uses every opportunity to promote herself and her desire to become a leading actress. A spin-off series called "Dear Tipi" was developed to help facilitate her desire for global recognition. Tuck is a Bengal cat and the offspring of one of Honey's British relatives. He arrives in Episode #44 just in time for Valentine's Day. Though Tuck instantly bonds with Honey and Tipi, Trey doesn't trust him and is quite reluctant to allow the foreigner into the fold. But eventually, Tuck wins over the older male cat with his positive energy and upbeat personality. Soon after, Tuck falls madly in love with Tipi, who rejects his advances in favor of her career ambitions. Boots is the newest member of the cast, arriving in Episode #105, and actually appears as a ghost in the series. Although his back story is still somewhat vague, we do know that when he was living, he was owned by the great and powerful Wizard of Wit. This not only gives him an interesting perspective on things, but also access to various types of magical powers. #45 - Top Favorited (12-1-09) - Pets & Animals #84 - Top Rated (12-1-09) - Pets & Animals #38 - Most Discussed (12-2-09) - Pets & Animals #47 - Top Favorited (12-2-09) - Pets & Animals #46 - Top Rated (12-2-09) - Pets & Animals #26 - Most Discussed (12-3-09) - Pets & Animals #75 - Most Viewed (12-3-09) - Pets & Animals - Canada #74 - Most Viewed (12-3-09) - Pets & Animals - Ireland #59 - Most Viewed (12-3-09) - Pets & Animals #38 - Top Favorited (12-3-09) - Pets & Animals #33 - Top Rated (12-3-09) - Pets & Animals

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Cat Clips #45--Valentine's Secret

Tuck decides to disrupt "Honey's" Valentine's surprise. (The original version of this video was posted on February 14, 2009 and received 1,823 views.) About Cat Clips This episode is part of the humorous "Cat Clips" series, which features the ongoing adventures of a group of cats in the New Jersey suburbs. The cats are avid fans of pop culture and fill their days discussing the latest celebrity gossip, political mishaps and topical entertainment related subject matter. They also engage in plenty of mystery and intrigue, as they continually try to scheme and outmaneuver each other, most often with comical results. Meet the Cats: Honey (aka Chase), an orange and white long-haired domestic, is the oldest female of the group, and loves to eat chocolate and other sweet treats. Often referred to as "Big Mama," the Mother of the clan is not afraid to give her opinion on almost anything—whether you ask for it or not. (Later in the series, it's discovered that Honey is actually a diabetic and so she must reluctantly give up her pension for popsicles and pastries in favor of daily insulin shots.) Trey is an all-black short-haired domestic cat who often looks at life through a cynical pair of eyes. Though he teases Honey relentlessly, he also feels a deep affection for her, and it soon becomes apparent that his tough exterior is mostly for show. Tipi arrives in Episode #36 to become the youngest female feline of the group. She is an extremely ambitious cat with only one thing on her mind—to become a huge mega-star. She loves to sing, dance and act, and uses every opportunity to promote herself and her desire to become a leading actress. A spin-off series called "Dear Tipi" was developed to help facilitate her desire for global recognition. Tuck is a Bengal cat and the offspring of one of Honey's British relatives. He arrives in Episode #44 just in time for Valentine's Day. Though Tuck instantly bonds with Honey and Tipi, Trey doesn't trust him and is quite reluctant to allow the foreigner into the fold. But eventually, Tuck wins over the older male cat with his positive energy and upbeat personality. Soon after, Tuck falls madly in love with Tipi, who rejects his advances in favor of her career ambitions. Boots is the newest member of the cast, arriving in Episode #105, and actually appears as a ghost in the series. Although his back story is still somewhat vague, we do know that when he was living, he was owned by the great and powerful Wizard of Wit. This not only gives him an interesting perspective on things, but also access to various types of magical powers. #43 - Top Favorited (2-14-09) - Pets & Animals #54 - Top Rated (2-14-09) - Pets & Animals #43 - Top Favorited (2-15-09) - Pets & Animals #46 - Top Rated (2-15-09) - Pets & Animals #64 - Most Viewed (2-15-09) - Pets & Animals - Israel #91 - Most Viewed (2-16-09) - Pets & Animals - Israel #91 - Most Viewed (2-16-09) - Pets & Animals #40 - Top Favorited (2-16-09) - Pets & Animals #50 - Top Rated (2-16-09) - Pets & Animals #19 - Most Responded (2-17-09) - Pets & Animals #27 - Most Responded (7-21-09) - Pets & Animals #59 - Top Favorited (7-21-09) - Pets & Animals #28 - Most Responded (7-22-09) - Pets & Animals #80 - Most Responded (This Week) - Pets & Animals #68 - Top Favorited (7-22-09) - Pets & Animals

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Auto-Tune the News #6: Michael Jackson. drugs. Palin.

attn 6 mp3 available: http://amiestreet.com/music/the-gregory-brothers/auto-tune-the-news-number-6/?pytr=gregorybrothers ATTN shirts now available: http://www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-News disclaimer: DON'T TAKE PILLS WITH GIN! (OR ELSE YOU WILL WAKE UP DEAD!!) the beat is a lightly remixed version of 100th Sight by Kapluckus (a Gregory Residence band consisting of Constance Waddell, Michael Gregory, Jamie Forrest, Stuart Harrison and Jacob Crigler)--find the original song here: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=287197640&s=143441 Lyrics: NG: Hey-ohhhh! Congress! Climate change bill! Let's get our debate on--1,2,3 MB: It is time to stand up and say We get to choose We get to choose It's one of the two liberty or tyranny EG: can we please choose something in between? mediocrity? MG: chastity? HW: puppetry? OB: obesity? JE: marijuanity? pretty please?! MB: The underlying bill represents the tyranny of the government It's our choice, what will we choose today? Will we choose liberty, or will we choose tyranny? MG: it all depends--who gets to be the tyrant? SG: I thought this bill was about the climate NP: Just remember these 4 words For what this legislation means Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs Let's vote for jobs CC: and jobs NP: and jobs CC: don't forget about jobs Speaker: Those in favor say "aye". CC: AAAAYYE! Speaker: Those opposed, "no". JB: Hell no! Hell no! Hell noooooooo!! The fight that we have between the 2 sides of the aisle boils down to one word: JB: freedom CC: freedom! JB: freedom CC: freedom! JB: freedom that will allow the American people to live their lives hell no! Nano Man: hell no! JB: hell no! Nano Man: hell no! JB: hell noooooooo! Nano Man: hell no! Let's allow America to flourish to allow jobs to flourish, and allow freedom to flourish! hell noooooooo! --------------------- SP: I'm not wired to operate under the same old politics as usual. With this announcement that I'm not seeking re-election, I've determined that it's best to transfer the authority of governor to Lieutenant Governor Parnell. RS: Hey, could she be pregnant? EG: Pregnant with ideas bout how to run for president! CW: Interesting and perhaps successful strategy to win her the presidency. MG: To win you gotta quit! EG: To quit you gotta win! MG: the chips are on the table - WK: She's really all in. But it's high risk. JL: The people who like her Are still gonna like her The people who have doubts about her Are just gonna have the same doubts EG: No doubt JL: Same doubts MG: SHAWTAYEE All: Same doubts! ---------------------- Couric: What do you do if you have Tylenol and other medications with acetaminophen? JE: I take a fistful of pills and get busy mixin em in my gin What about Vicodin and Percocet? Will they be banned ultimately? JE: Not if I can help it! You know it's unconstitutional To take away my God-given pharmaceuticals ----------------------- BO: I have warned that one day Michael Jackson would wake up dead Wake up, wake up dead Meredith, I had warned everyone-- SG: --He told you so BO: --one day we're going to have this experience I feared this day And here we are Keith, people often die for very strange reasons They wake up dead Wake up, wake up dead EG: wakin up MG: wakin up BO: wakin up KC: wakin up EG: wakin up is a strange reason to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie .......whoo! --------------------------------------------------- find us on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers and/or on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/autotunethenews

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