Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"
http://www.FreeiPad.enhancemylife.net -- Click to get a FREE Apple iPad Now! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy! Text: Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military... [it's not funny!] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head. I used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off. My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I'll kill you... I KILL YOUOUOU! Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :) PLEASE SUPPORT JEFF DUNHAM BY BUYING HIS DVDS! Goto www.jeffdunham.com for more information! #12 - Most Discussed (All Time) #1 - Most Discussed (All Time) - Humor #5 - Most Viewed (All Time) #44 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd #2 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Humor #1 - Top Favorites (All Time) #18 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd #1 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Humor #3 - Top Rated (All Time) #36 - Top Rated (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd #1 - Top Rated (All Time) - Humor
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Equals Three t-shirts are here: http://districtlin.es/ray Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/raywj Follow me on DailyBooth: http://dailybooth.com/raywj Here are the links to the content discussed in this video. Please don't harass the content creators or send them hate-messages. Thanx: Here is the video of the zipline guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y59IJAVUqA Here is a version of the full Britney Spears video (there are a lot of different versions floating around): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2uqcQDmy9w Guy Catches Laptop With His Butt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiNaadVOQEM *********************************** The Equals Three theme song "Doin' Your Mom" was written and performed by me. DOWNLOAD "Doin Your Mom Song" FOR FREE HERE: http://www.zshare.net/audio/72168820ede7d60b/ Watch the music video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfYyBp4Ln2s
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Lady Gaga - Speechless (Karaoke/Instrumental)
After a loooong break I decided to make a karaoke video for this song, because I love it to bits. I used two shots from Gaga's photoshoot for Flare magazine as the background... Don't forget to rate and comment. Credits: * The Heart FantasyStockAvatars (from deviantart) - Stitched Broken Heart http://fantasystockavatars.deviantart.com/art/Avatar-Stitched-Broken-Heart-52394286
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Bad Romance + Viva La Vida UMASS Doo Wop Shop Soloists: Andrew Costello, Geoff Herrmann Arrangement: Alec Hutson Choreo: Geoff Herrman http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#/pages/The-Doo-Wop-Shop/22325342312?ref=ts
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PS22 Chorus "JUST DANCE" by Lady Gaga
http://ps22chorus.blogspot.com For an HQ mp3, click this link: http://ps22chorus.blogspot.com/2009/08/ps22-chorus-2009-mp3s.html A farewell request from Perez and a farewell thanks from the fifth grade PS22 Chorus of 2009 to the man who was the driving force behind putting the kids on the map. After posting 5 of their videos this school year alone, Perez Hilton has brought millions of viewers, both directly and indirectly, into the world of the PS22 Chorus. Big thanks for believing in these kids, and for raising awareness to the importance of music and the arts in education. Indebted. So when I found out he wanted a Lady Gaga song, I was a little petrified! I honestly didn't know if we could pull something like that off. But the kids were asking for Lady Gaga themselves, so I put it on them to rewrite some of the lyrics to "Just Dance" to make it something that would be okay for school. And with just a little lyrical tweaking on their part, they totally recreated this song. I dare say ithey completely ROCK IT!!! Along with the two Tori Amos (Flavor and Gold Dust) and Bjork (One Day, Joga) songs we did this year, this might be my favorite cover out of this year's group. LOVE LOVE LOVE it!! And as you see the kids do too! Tirzah sounds absolutely amazing on the leads, and makes you remember why she won the PS22 American Idol 3 last year when she was in 4th grade with the Leona Lewis song, Bleeding Love (check it out if you haven't seen it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZbuDB6rokA ) And Mariah does an awesome rap and adds her incredible charm and personality to the video all around!
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Me Singing "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga (Alejandro - Official Music Video 2010)
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The Duck Song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops). A Funny Song. (The Duck and the Lemonade Stand)
iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=332473554&s=143441 http://Songdrops.com The Official Duck Song 2 video Is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzN4zPyH2QY Chords, lyrics, T shirts, buttons, more funny songs and some of your duck song videos at http://Songdrops.com. The Duck Song: A funny song about a duck , grapes, and a lemonade stand, by Bryant Oden, of SongDrops.com. (Only kid-friendly comments will show up)... The Duck Song is a story about an annoying duck who walks up to a lemonade stand asking for grapes. The song is based on an old joke. I changed it to make it more kid-friendly, and added the last part, where the man takes him to the store to buy him grapes. By Bryant Oden, of Songdrops.com, who also did "Bob the Snail", "I Got a pea" and "Sing You a Rainbow".
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England World Cup song 2010 Grab a Stella Nelson Mandela for net.mp4
STOP PRESS: NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE. GET YOURSELF A FIRST-PRESSING COLLECTOR'S CLASSIC SELLING FAST. http://www.ramziemusique.co.uk/releases/supportingartists/englandunited http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Grab-Stella-Nelson-Mandela-CD-single-England-United-/280512189186?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_CDsDVDs_CDs_CDs_GL&hash=item414fd45302
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