Auto-Tune the News #4: spa regulation. serbians. sotomayor.
Urgent issues call for equally urgent harmonies, and they are provided by politicians, pundits, and gorillas alike in this chapter of news opera. mp3 available-- http://amiestreet.com/music/auto-tune-the-news/auto-tune-the-news-number-4/ Lyrics: EG: Ay, nah nah, hey hey, nah nah ay oh MG: I agree EG: Where all the shawties on the court? JS: It's ridiculous, one woman on the Supreme Court, uh, doesn't seem right to me. EG: Ain't nobody have a breakfast with all sausage and no eggs. MG: We need a shawty with a hot body and sexy legs. EG: When the court convenes it's an ancient sausage festival. MG: Only two ovaries, sixteen testicles.. BB: There are so many qualified women out there. MG: Qualified to get low in they apple-bottomed robe. MB: I completely agree with you. EG: And I complete agree, too. MG: How does Ginsburg stand being the only woman who ain't a man? BB: Judge Ginsburg said, she's really very lonely without another woman. MG, EG, BB: Without another woman, lonely without another woman! EG: I know what it's like with a woman gone, cryin in the nude with the curtains drawn. MB: Breaking news! EG, MG: Oh snap! News is broken! Breaking news, in ya face! MB: Obama has picked Sonia Sotomayor. EG, MG: She's a shawty, She's a Boricua! EG: Jurisprudent! JS: With soft thighs! MG: And other soft features, that Ginsburg can appreciate, stayin up late, makin sure to thank heaven above. EG: because she ain't All: lonely without another woman, lonely without another woman! EG: Listen up, y'all, Joe Biden's got a shout out! This one goes out to all the serbians And also the ladies But mostly the Serbians JB: And until the Serbian people Look themselves in the face Understand what their leaders have done And convinced them of Until that moment arrives Serbian people will not Be able to shed this notion of victimization That all of their leaders prey upon And manipulate them with Until that moment arrives Until the Serbian people look themselves in the face Until that moment arrives Until that moment arriiiiiiiiives KC: April showers bring May flowers But what do May flowers bring? AG: Romance for a shawty KC: Possibly lead poisoning AG: ::Barf:: KC: Lead poisoning AG: ::Barf, barf:: I'm gettin sick like ::Barf, barf, barf, barf, barf:: KC: Before you dig in and start to enjoy all the Fruits and vegetables of your labor AG: Shawty KC: You'd better get your soil tested first AG: Oh KC: Your soil tested first AG: Oh, I live in the ghetto So I'll expect the worst KC: Paint chippings and old pesticides May be buried insiiiiide AG: Me, oh my KC: Raising the level of lead in the soil The tests are inexpensive And some local health departments Do them for freeeeeeee AG: Even for a talking head thug like me? KC: Once you're in the clear Mary, Mary quite contrary Plant away AG: Okay And when asked how does your garden grow Tell them it's healthy, green and lead-free AG: I'll say it's healthy, green and lead-free, shawty KC: Healtheeeeeee AG: Healtheeeeeee, believe me I ain't tryna munch on a poison zucchini NG: This bill actually has the secretary of energy Regulating jacuzzis Now, the ideastrikes me As close to being nuts AG: I agree--I'm an angry gorilla and that makes me angry JI: The only jacuzzis this will regulate Will have to produce 2,500 mega watts of energy AG: You made me angry with lies Hurt my angry gorilla pride; I'm angry NG: On page 233, uh Line 5: portable electric spas All: Portable electric spas! MG: No spa is above the law! NG: Now, I don't know what a portable electric spa is I was told it was a jacuzzi But that's in this bill AG: So it's true! I'm no longer angry at you My original anger's renewed JI: We will give you a hot spa That is energy efficient I hope that doesn't offend you AG: He might have a point My anger's makin a switch Cuz you're being a little b*$& But maybe not Maybe you're just defending freedom and justice for jacuzzis ohhhhhh What's this? a single tear that is wet that i shed When an angry gorilla cries Who's gonna be there to dry his eyes? And when an angry gorilla's depressed Who's gonna heal him with a soft caress? Ooh ooh ah ah, the tears are rolling down my cheeks Ooh ooh ah ah, liquid sorrow that my eyes excrete And I'm a soulja, but a soulja's got feelings, Don't know whom to lend my anger to, And that's why I'm crestfallen and confused Shawty
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trapped in the Drive-Thru
"Weird Al" Yankovic's epic 11-minute long parody of R. Kelly's "Trapped In The Closet" - from his latest album "Straight Outta Lynwood". Visit "Weird Al" online at http://www.weirdal.com Fan "Trapped in the Drive-Thru" on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/TrappedintheDriveThru Download this video on iTunes! http://bit.ly/trapped_itunes Find Doogtoons on the web! Website - http://www.doogtoons.com Facebook - http://www.doogtoons.com/facebook Twitter - http://www.doogtoons.com/twitter
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If only your school had been so straightforward. See more at http://www.collegehumor.com/originals Free CHTV video podcast on iTunes: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPod... CH Facebook Fan Page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/CollegeHumor/6363207806 Watch this on CHTV and view credits at http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1812947
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9/11 CONSPIRACY: WAS FLIGHT 175 A MILITARY PLANE?
When the footage of the second plane to hit the WTC is closely analyzed, there are several anomalies that are apparent. The first is an asymmetrical missile-like object on the belly of the plane that should not be on a commercial airliner. The second is the flash the emits from this "pod" a second before the impact with the building. Was this plane indeed a Commercial airliner? Was the anomaly on the underside of the plane actually a high-tech weapon? See "In plane site" for free of google video for more information.
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Animals mating (funny music) song: Bloodhound gang - The bad touch
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Halo 3 ODST: Ten FTW (Censored Cutscenes)
Halo 3 ODST: Ten FTW (Top Unnecessary Censorship Moments) Unnecessary censorship is back for Halo 3: ODST! FOR MORE MACHINIMA GOTO: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=machinima TAGS: Halo 3 Halo ODST 882224729741 Bungie Software Microsoft 5EA001 xbox 360 unnecessary censorship unecessary sensorship censored sensored cutscenes cut scenes unnecesary useless bad funny awesome hilarious adult mature yt:quality=high
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Vintage Lady Gaga Live at NYU - Captivated & Electric Kiss
Footage owned by NYU's IRHC, the Inter-Residence Hall Council. Originally posted by us, All Things Fangirl. We do not own the footage and are very grateful to IRHC for allowing us to keep the footage up. Stefani Germanotta, now known as Lady Gaga, performing at Ultraviolet Live, NYU's annual talent show. She ended up coming in 3rd place. 2nd place was Funky Butter. 1st place was Tom Costello & Stephan Magloire. She's AMAZING. Originally posted in Before There Was Gaga - Dave, Muse, Sarah & Steffi Correct Gossip Girl's NYU - http://allthingsfangirl.blogspot.com/2009/11/before-there-was-gaga-muse-da7e-sarah.html First song is Captivated, second one is Electric Kiss Make sure to stick around and hear which contemporary artist the final judge compares her to. Awesomeness. Lyrics to the first song, Captivated, courtesy of candacemarieflint One look and Im done One glance from your eyes and Im captivated The taste of your skin The warmth of your hungry lips has me so taken And I love the way you can make me dance from miles away When Im with you Im so sedated Im captivated by you. Youre just like the wind cause everything moves when youre around The sun is just like the sound of your voice in the morning when you light my world up And I love the way you can make me dance from miles away When Im with you Im never jaded Im captivated Ill never stop believing in this crazy love we're leading Sugar hold me close and make me sweeter I need you, I love you So please show me that smile make me laugh for just a little while Then breathe me one breath I only need one to fill the emptiness And I love the way you can make me dance from miles away Its been so long but now Ive waited and now Im captivated Lyrics to Electric Kiss, courtesy of VivaLaCairan We are a generation, twisted by a myth. Confused and ludicrous. Holding onto love. Consumed by all the pleasures in out midst. A life with all the lips weve kissed. And losing all control. Were gonna start a resistance. We want independence. Were gonna give the world some of this. Electric Kiss. Im gonna change the world with my lips. One voice forever, well live together in Peace, Love, Solitude and Happiness. Electric Kiss. Fame is our felony; were so in love with it. Some superstars and masochists who dont know Where to go. But the poets and the fighters of our time. Put down their weapons and their rounds. And know what they must do. Theyre gonna start a resistance. They want independence. Theyre gonna give the world some of this. Electric Kiss. Im gonna change the world with my lips. One voice forever, well live together in Peace, Love, Solitude and Happiness. Electric Kiss. Im gonna change the world with my lips. Oh, One voice forever, well live together in Peace, Love, Solitude and Happiness. Electric Kiss, Kiss.
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Victoria's Secret Pink Collection & MAC Lady Gaga & Cyndi Lauper Haul (Giveaway CLOSED)
Winner: TBeRRii Other Channel! Go Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/thecurrentboobies "Away We Go" by Clay Blakemore http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cldPcaJwNaM Tweet him: http://www.twitter.com/clayblakemore Tweet Me: http://www.twitter.com/lorrainestanick
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Be prepared to see all the sexiest video clips (that I have) of Adam Lambert put into one video. Be prepared to have heart attacks and Adamgasms, this video is SEXY AND HOT just like Adam Lambert!!!!!! Adam Lambert is a SEX GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Song- Boom Boom Pow by the Black Eyed Peas Clips from- Crawl Thru Fire Zodiac Show, Performance of Crazy, Born to Be Wild, Play That Funky Music, Ring of Fire, (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction, Citizen Vein performance I do not own anything; American Idol performances came from americanidol.com, Boom Boom Pow came from mixmenow.net and everything else came from youtube just thought i'd let y'all know that lol!!! oh and sorry that it just gets cut off at the end, the song is too long and i didn't have that many clips haha!!! Well i hope you guys enjoy watching as much as i enjoyed making it!!! It took HOURS to first learn how to put the videos onto windows movie maker which is why i was so excited this actually worked! LOL Comment, rate, subscribe, friend request and send to all your Adam friends! And don't forget to watch my 2nd part too!!! thanks! ~Alina Renee Glambert #2744~ ps: if i stole an idea or anything like that I didn't mean to i just made a sexy collage of Adam vids mostly for myself but i decided to put it up on youtube for y'all to see :-)
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Culcha Candela - Monsta (Vincent Thomas Remix)
Culcha Candela "Monsta" VINCENT THOMAS REMIX myspace.com/djvincentthomas
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