Make You Bleed (Assassins Creed 2 Rap Music Video) by TEAMHEADKICK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkYyEnYOURE Click here to watch Aliens VS Predator Rap by TEAMHEADKICK Make You Bleed (Assassins Creed 2 Rap Music Video) by TEAMHEADKICK TEAMHEADKICK takes on Assassins Creed 2 in this comedic rap about killing for a living, hanging out with prostitutes, running from the guards, and not listening to Justin Biebers music. EVER. This is what a hip hop music video would look like in 1472 Italy. Enjoy. MP3 Available on iTunes, Amazon, and Worldwide under TEAMHEADKICK Lyrics Im like a Ninja, Hiyaa, come to make you bleed Tip toein through the shadows, cause Im light on my feet, Jumping off rooftops, using stealth to kill ya Its like Ive been here before, this place is looking familiar With a price on your head, theres no place you can hide Ill use swords, blades, spears, poison, arrows, and knives I take lives away, until there aint none left, Im not a fan of Justin Bieber, Im the Angel of Death I put the Ass in Assassin, Im kind of a Clown But the guards will never catch me I dont want to get found, Signing mad contracts, and and racking up bids Takin way more hits than Rihanna did Ohhhh, And did I mention Im the master of disguise Stab you right in your back from behind 3 times Was it me, or him, or somebody else When you see me come a runnin then youll poop yourself Some People have normal lives, My only friends are blades, poisen arrows, and knives Some People have a death wish Ill Ghost you motherfucker, make you UN exist Its looking Bleak, I come to make you bleed No chance to escape, its Assassins Creed, So Bleak Keep my voice low, no need to get loud And if you think youve got me pegged, then I blend into the crowd Hanging around with harlots and prostitutes Turn around for a second, Ill pickpocket your loot And shoot my hidden blade right into your chest The axe to your dome is making a mess Their perplexed, Hey. where did that guy go? Crawlin up the building, hanging off the window On the low, take a nap in the hay, let the law pass, Then pop out with my blade stick it in your ass Im fast, and to kill is my mission Checking out mad butts with my eagle vision Get out of my kitchen, when Im cooking up pain, Tossing coins to the crowd, straight making it rain Im a cereal killer, always eating fruit loops, But I always got some time to stop and stare at some boobs. Some People get no respect, Ill send you swinging with a noose around your neck Some people are over rated, Like a chicken with no head, Ill leave you decapitated Well being a killer really is lonely Its hard to find a chick that is sick enough to bone me, So I keep it undercover that my lover is my hand, And if youve never had to do it, then you wouldnt understand And my plan is to take everyone of you out, Toss your ass off the roof or put some poison in your mouth, And No doubt you cant shout with my sword in your ear, Like Houdini youll disappear, later Yeah of course Im running around on my horse, Always swinging my sword, straight leaving a corpse, Killing off the bad guys it never gets old, Revenge is a dish that is best served cold you can try to run, if you want, but youll never escape, I got the hidden Gun, Cocked, pointed right at your face, So watch your back because Im Dangerous, Im the motherfuckin King of the Animus Director's Channels: http://www.youtube.com/teamheadkick http://www.twitter.com/teamheadkick http://www.facebook.com/pages/teamheadkick/184450114019 http://www.teamheadkick.blogspot.com/ Director's Website: http://www.teamheadkick.com - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Follow Machinima on Twitter! Machinima ‪http://twitter.com/machinima_com‬ Inside Gaming ‪http://twitter.com/insidegaming‬ Machinima Respawn ‪http://twitter.com/mcom_respawn‬ Machinima Entertainment, Technology, Culture ‪http://twitter.com/machinima_etc‬ FOR MORE MACHINIMA, GO TO: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=machinima FOR MORE GAMEPLAY, GO TO: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=machinimarespawn FOR MORE SPORTS GAMEPLAY, GO TO: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=machinimasports TAGS: yt:quality=high Assassin's Creed [2] II UPC 8888525349 MPN 68339 Ubisoft Montreal make you bleed rap teamheadkick soundtrack theme song music video tribute fan machinima hip hop rock metal brotherhood hitman ubisoft hd jt dlc gameplay walkthrough cheats code achievements xbox360 ps3 pc windows anvil team head kick italy justin bieber rihanna parody funny comedy preview release wii mac online trailer teaser action adventure nintendo iphone console bonfire altair
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Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version
2010 Webby Award Honoree!!! TIME's #6 Top Viral Video of 2009!!! TIME's #18 Top YouTube Video!!! MP3: http://www.mediafire.com/?kuvzz10m24z T-SHIRTS, ETC: http://www.printfection.com/dasjr/Literal-Total-Eclipse/_s_287428 Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do, in my sixth take on Dust Films' concept! Lyrics: David A. Scott / Vocals: Felisha Noble & David A. Scott, 5/25/09 Facebook fan group (Bryan Schmidt): http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=104701591982 #1 Literal Video: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/03/the-7-best-literal-music_n_249976.html #2 Best Internet Find of 2009: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/18/AR2009121802002.html?hpid=sec-tech 1,009,331 VIEWS IN 10 DAYS! 2,001,171 IN 3 WEEKS! 3 MILLION IN 2 MONTHS! 4 MILLION IN 4 MONTHS! 5 MILLION IN 6 MONTHS! 6 MILLION IN 8 MONTHS! 8 MILLION IN ONE YEAR! THANK YOU!!!!! Entertainment Weekly site 5/28/09: http://music-mix.ew.com/2009/05/new-literal-vid.html Wall Street Journal site: http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2009/05/29/daily-procrastinator-total-eclipse-of-the-heart-literal-video-version/?mod=rss_WSJBlog?mod= Metro (UK print mag) 6/01/09: http://theridiculant.metro.co.uk/2009/05/total-eclipse-of-the-heart-literally.html POPTUB 6/01/09: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQNtjwHG32Y&feature=channel_page The New Yorker site 6/02/09: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/goingson/2009/06/watch-and-learn.html NPR website 6/04/09: http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2009/06/the_really_weird_total_eclipse.html?ft=1&f=93568166 TIME Magazine website 6/15/09: http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1904508,00.html Bloggasm Interview 6/18/09: http://bloggasm.com/david-scott-and-the-art-of-the-literal-music-video "Tosh.0" website 9/21/09: http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2009/09/21/tosh-0-idol-6/ CNN's AC360 6/08/09: http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2009/06/09/the-shot-literal-videos-rock/ E!'s Daily 10!!! 6/09/09: http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/daily10/index.jsp Dr. Blogstein's Radio Happy Hour 6/10/09: http://www.drblogstein.com/category/bonnie-tyler Good Day L.A.!!! 6/16/09: http://www.myfoxla.com/dpp/entertainment/surf_the_web/On_the_Web_Total_Eclipse_of_the_Heart_20090616 WIRED Magazine!!! 7/20/09 (August issue): http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/multimedia/2009/07/pl_playlist?slide=9&slideView=3 ABC's "Nightline"!!! 08/18/09: http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerindex?id=8360092 "iReport for CNN" 08/22/09: http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/ireports/2009/08/22/levs.viral.videos.your.pick.cnn Twitter linked by Ashton Kutcher 5/31/09: http://twitter.com/APlusK Twitter linked by Rock of Ages cast 5/31 & 6/23/09: http://twitter.com/ROCKOFAGES Twitter linked by Greg "Opie" Hughes 6/01/09: http://twitter.com/OpieRadio Twitter linked by Kelly Osbourne 6/01/09: http://twitter.com/MissKellyO Twitter linked by Dita Von Teese 6/02/09: http://twitter.com/DitaVonTeese Twitter linked by Douglas Coupland 6/02/09: http://twitter.com/DougCoupland Site linked by Perez Hilton 6/02/09: http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-02-total-eclipse Twitter linked by Tony Hawk 6/03/09: http://twitter.com/TonyHawk Twitter linked by Jane Wiedlin 6/03/09: http://twitter.com/janewiedlin Twitter linked by Felicia Day 6/04/09: http://twitter.com/feliciaday Twitter linked by Chelsea Staub 6/08/09: http://twitter.com/itschelseastaub Emailed by Moby to ABC News 6/09/09: http://a.abcnews.com/m/blogscreen?id=7861681&sid=75&pid=7158658 Twitter linked by Natalie Tran 6/10/09: http://twitter.com/natalietran http://www.youtube.com/communitychannel Twitter linked by Richard Roeper 6/10/09: http://twitter.com/richardroeper Twitter linked by Robot Chicken 6/16/09: http://twitter.com/cyborgturkey Linked by Andrea Bennett (The Onion) 6/16/09: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Andrea-Bennett-Onion-News-Anchor/38257616045 Twitter linked by Michael Seater 6/24/09: http://twitter.com/michaelseater Twitter linked by Lee Unkrich (Pixar) 7/01/09: http://twitter.com/leeunkrich Butterfly Boucher liked it!!! 8/10/09 (comments): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqsCPgumu-o Ken Levine (writer: Mash, Simpsons, etc) 8/21/09: http://kenlevine.blogspot.com/2009/08/funniest-literal-music-video.html Twitter linked- Jaime King/Selma Blair 08/24/09: http://twitter.com/Jaime_King Facebook linked by Bob Rivers 09/19/09: http://www.bobrivers.com/ Twitter linked by Simon Pegg 11/06/09: http://twitter.com/simonpegg Twittered by Scottish Falsetto Socks 01/22/10: http://twitter.com/falsettosocks 6/08/09: #1 - Top Rated (This Month) #1 - Top Rated (This Month) - Entertainment #1 - Top Rated (All Time) #1 - Top Rated (All Time) - Entertainment 6/11-25/09: #1 - Top Favorited (This Month) - Entertainment #74 Most Viewed Channel 7/01/09: #8 - Top Rated (All Time) 7/24/09: #3 - Top Rated (All Time) - Comedy THANK YOU ALL!!!
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PARIS HILTON IN JAIL: The Music Video
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trapped in the Drive-Thru
"Weird Al" Yankovic's epic 11-minute long parody of R. Kelly's "Trapped In The Closet" - from his latest album "Straight Outta Lynwood". Visit "Weird Al" online at http://www.weirdal.com Fan "Trapped in the Drive-Thru" on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/TrappedintheDriveThru Download this video on iTunes! http://bit.ly/trapped_itunes Find Doogtoons on the web! Website - http://www.doogtoons.com Facebook - http://www.doogtoons.com/facebook Twitter - http://www.doogtoons.com/twitter
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"Mac or PC" Rap Music Video - Mac vs PC
Get the song on iTunes - http://bit.ly/2fmmq Subscribe to our channel at http://youtube.com/pantlessknights Pantless Knights Productions is bringing you its debut project "Mac or PC" whether you like it or not. Video directed by David Fine. Video produced by Peter Furia & Beau Lewis. Lyrics by Furia & Beau-J. Music by Pete Nos. LYRICS: I'm a right-clicka I'm an iBook flippa Macs and PCs - no fight gets bigga Surf Safari or browse in I.E. Better know what you rep(resent) - a Mac or PC! USB 1-2.0, son, you don't know watch my data flow From MS-DOS command line prompts Black backgrounds, no special sauce Well I've only been around since '84 But my ease of use has done so much more From a Plus to a Classic to a II GS To a PowerPC, my OS is the best So clickable, design is lickable My aqua interface makes XP dispicable Quick I pull the RAM stick out the slot Then I swap it with generic cause the port is hot If you see life through an LCD Betta know your brand is it a Mac-or-PC? Take a look at Vista enjoy the view I suggest Premium or the ultimate skew cop a Dell with a graphics card - super fast turn the aero on and lick the glass Tiger's fast as hell But Leopard's got the boom Time machine is mad mean you're absurd - what's a zune? Middle name: innovate All features integrate Now stay the hell out of my developers' conferences! Nonsenses - I'm networking You're not working Stop staring at your built-in webcam YouTube surfing Ha! 1,000 views is pretty fresh ComputerGal36 even says I'm the best He is the best with his videos And cuts them all on his Final Cut Pro Mac, PC, and Me, At Last When I run IT'S A iPOD! Talk IT'S AN iPHONE! Stuff I gotta have no matter what It's an iLOAN! I want an Intel, plus CS3, but for now I'm streamin keynotes in bed Listenin to Steve Uh! Compatibility Everybody fits with me All the applications wanna get with my virility At any time Yo, it might go off And you can ride it Til it's Micro-Soft Huh! Pay attention I got a new invention Steal your next idea At the MacWorld Convention But guess what You'll always be behind Cuz Mac is a state of mind -------------- Since many people have asked... YES, the video was edited on a Mac.
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Katie Couric Boyfriend? Auto-Tune the News # 4
The Gregory Brothers tackle Sotomayor, poison flowers, Joe Biden, and Jacuzzis. mp3 available-- http://amiestreet.com/music/auto-tune-the-news/auto-tune-the-news-number-4/ Their channel here: http://www.youtube.com/schmoyoho Lyrics: EG: where all the shawties on the court? JS: It's ridiculous, one woman on the Supreme Court, uh, doesn't seem right to me. EG: Ain't nobody have a breakfast with all sausage and no eggs. MG: We need a shawty with a hot body and sexy legs. EG: When the court convenes it's an ancient sausage festival. MG: Only two ovaries, sixteen testicles.. BB: There are so many qualified women out there. MG: Qualified to get low in they apple-bottomed robe. MB: I completely agree with you. EG: And I complete agree, too. MG: How does Ginsburg stand being the only woman who ain't a man? BB: Judge Ginsburg said, she's really very lonely without another woman. MG, EG, BB: Without another woman, lonely without another woman! EG: I know what it's like with a woman gone, cryin in the nude with the curtains drawn. MB: Breaking news! EG, MG: Oh snap! News is broken! Breaking news, in ya face! MB: Obama has picked Sonia Sotomayor. EG, MG: She's a shawty, She's a Boricua! EG: Jurisprudent! JS: With soft thighs! MG: And other soft features, that Ginsburg can appreciate, stayin up late, makin sure to thank heaven above. EG: because she ain't All: lonely without another woman, lonely without another woman! EG: Listen up, y'all, Joe Biden's got a shout out! This one goes out to all the serbians And also the ladies But mostly the Serbians JB: And until the Serbian people Look themselves in the face Understand what their leaders have done And convinced them of Until that moment arrives Serbian people will not Be able to shed this notion of victimization That all of their leaders prey upon And manipulate them with Until that moment arrives Until the Serbian people look themselves in the face Until that moment arrives Until that moment arriiiiiiiiives KC: April showers bring May flowers But what do May flowers bring? AG: Romance for a shawty KC: Possibly lead poisoning AG: ::Barf:: KC: Lead poisoning AG: ::Barf, barf:: I'm gettin sick like ::Barf, barf, barf, barf, barf:: KC: Before you dig in and start to enjoy all the Fruits and vegetables of your labor AG: Shawty KC: You'd better get your soil tested first AG: Oh KC: Your soil tested first AG: Oh, I live in the ghetto So I'll expect the worst KC: Paint chippings and old pesticides May be buried insiiiiide AG: Me, oh my KC: Raising the level of lead in the soil The tests are inexpensive And some local health departments Do them for freeeeeeee AG: Even for a talking head thug like me? KC: Once you're in the clear Mary, Mary quite contrary Plant away AG: Okay And when asked how does your garden grow Tell them it's healthy, green and lead-free AG: I'll say it's healthy, green and lead-free, shawty KC: Healtheeeeeee AG: Healtheeeeeee, believe me I ain't tryna munch on a poison zucchini NG: This bill actually has the secretary of energy Regulating jacuzzis Now, the ideastrikes me As close to being nuts AG: I agree--I'm an angry gorilla and that makes me angry JI: The only jacuzzis this will regulate Will have to produce 2,500 mega watts of energy AG: You made me angry with lies Hurt my angry gorilla pride; I'm angry NG: On page 233, uh Line 5: portable electric spas All: Portable electric spas! MG: No spa is above the law! NG: Now, I don't know what a portable electric spa is I was told it was a jacuzzi But that's in this bill AG: So it's true! I'm no longer angry at you My original anger's renewed JI: We will give you a hot spa That is energy efficient I hope that doesn't offend you AG: He might have a point My anger's makin a switch Cuz you're being a little b*$& But maybe not Maybe you're just defending freedom and justice for jacuzzis ohhhhhh What's this? a single tear that is wet that i shed When an angry gorilla cries Who's gonna be there to dry his eyes? And when an angry gorilla's depressed Who's gonna heal him with a soft caress? Ooh ooh ah ah, the tears are rolling down my cheeks Ooh ooh ah ah, liquid sorrow that my eyes excrete And I'm a soulja, but a soulja's got feelings, Don't know whom to lend my anger to, And that's why I'm crestfallen and confused
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Auto-Tune the News #6: Michael Jackson. drugs. Palin.
attn 6 mp3 available: http://amiestreet.com/music/the-gregory-brothers/auto-tune-the-news-number-6/?pytr=gregorybrothers ATTN shirts now available: http://www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-News disclaimer: DON'T TAKE PILLS WITH GIN! (OR ELSE YOU WILL WAKE UP DEAD!!) the beat is a lightly remixed version of 100th Sight by Kapluckus (a Gregory Residence band consisting of Constance Waddell, Michael Gregory, Jamie Forrest, Stuart Harrison and Jacob Crigler)--find the original song here: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=287197640&s=143441 Lyrics: NG: Hey-ohhhh! Congress! Climate change bill! Let's get our debate on--1,2,3 MB: It is time to stand up and say We get to choose We get to choose It's one of the two liberty or tyranny EG: can we please choose something in between? mediocrity? MG: chastity? HW: puppetry? OB: obesity? JE: marijuanity? pretty please?! MB: The underlying bill represents the tyranny of the government It's our choice, what will we choose today? Will we choose liberty, or will we choose tyranny? MG: it all depends--who gets to be the tyrant? SG: I thought this bill was about the climate NP: Just remember these 4 words For what this legislation means Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs Let's vote for jobs CC: and jobs NP: and jobs CC: don't forget about jobs Speaker: Those in favor say "aye". CC: AAAAYYE! Speaker: Those opposed, "no". JB: Hell no! Hell no! Hell noooooooo!! The fight that we have between the 2 sides of the aisle boils down to one word: JB: freedom CC: freedom! JB: freedom CC: freedom! JB: freedom that will allow the American people to live their lives hell no! Nano Man: hell no! JB: hell no! Nano Man: hell no! JB: hell noooooooo! Nano Man: hell no! Let's allow America to flourish to allow jobs to flourish, and allow freedom to flourish! hell noooooooo! --------------------- SP: I'm not wired to operate under the same old politics as usual. With this announcement that I'm not seeking re-election, I've determined that it's best to transfer the authority of governor to Lieutenant Governor Parnell. RS: Hey, could she be pregnant? EG: Pregnant with ideas bout how to run for president! CW: Interesting and perhaps successful strategy to win her the presidency. MG: To win you gotta quit! EG: To quit you gotta win! MG: the chips are on the table - WK: She's really all in. But it's high risk. JL: The people who like her Are still gonna like her The people who have doubts about her Are just gonna have the same doubts EG: No doubt JL: Same doubts MG: SHAWTAYEE All: Same doubts! ---------------------- Couric: What do you do if you have Tylenol and other medications with acetaminophen? JE: I take a fistful of pills and get busy mixin em in my gin What about Vicodin and Percocet? Will they be banned ultimately? JE: Not if I can help it! You know it's unconstitutional To take away my God-given pharmaceuticals ----------------------- BO: I have warned that one day Michael Jackson would wake up dead Wake up, wake up dead Meredith, I had warned everyone-- SG: --He told you so BO: --one day we're going to have this experience I feared this day And here we are Keith, people often die for very strange reasons They wake up dead Wake up, wake up dead EG: wakin up MG: wakin up BO: wakin up KC: wakin up EG: wakin up is a strange reason to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie .......whoo! --------------------------------------------------- find us on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers and/or on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/autotunethenews
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Auto-Tune the News #1: march madness. economic woes. pentagon budget cuts.
Interviewers, sportscasters, and vice presidents alike break into song to report important news. The players include my homey Sarah Fullen Gregory (she married my brother). You can find her music here: http://www.myspace.com/sefullen http://www.facebook.com/pages/Sarah-Fullen/8570601474 Newt Gingrich (on nuclear disarmament) Robert Gates (on cutting the Pentagon budget) Jim Nantz (on March Madness) Joe Biden (on the economic situation) Wayne Ellington (on how it feels to win) Lyrics: MG: Mr. Gingrich, what do you think about Obama wanting to cut down on nuclear weapons? In the key of C. And...go! NG: Uh, I just think that it's very dangerous to have a fantasy foreign policy And it can get you in enormous trouble MG: What's wrong with fantasy? I like fantasy and I live in the sea RG: We must rebalance this department's programs In order to institutionalize and finance our capabilities SG: Yeah, forget about the jets; Use our super soakers, get al quaeda wet JN: Tar Heels: rolling on to Monday night Another convincing Carolina victory SG: Ooh, that's cool, but it ain't time to pop the hennessy JN: Michigan State: heading to the national championship game Your team responded late here, coach, how did you do it? MG: Three words: Vi ag ra. JB: There will continue to be job losses The remainder of this year The question is will they continually go down Before they begin to rebound Before they begin to rebound Will they go do-do-do-down Before they begin to rebound And now it's my pleasure to present the 2009 National Championship Trophy To Coach Roy williams and the North Carolina Tar Heels You can just tell the unity you had It's something very special And we saw it on the floor tonight SG: Oh yeah--- Michigan thought we was playing some football Lions' stadium; they played like the Lions Throwin interceptions in the first down Watchin us dunk on their ass Goin home cryin Congratulations Wayne I know you're emotional Talk about what this feels like WE: Feels great. You know, You never know what this feeling feels like Until you experience it. It's something that you really can't explain SG: Yeah, believe in your dreams MG: Yeah, you know you can never explain the unexplainable
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Sarah Palin Quits! Auto-Tune the News #6
mp3 available: http://amiestreet.com/music/the-gregory-brothers/auto-tune-the-news-number-6/?pytr=gregorybrothers ATTN shirts also available: http://www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-News The Gregory Brothers bring the world another installment of the news with a beat. Among the topics this week: Jackson, Palin, and Bachman, oh my! See Michael Gregory's other videos at: http://www.youtube.com/schmoyoho
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Auto-Tune the News #3: cuba. afghan friendship. 2-party woes.
mp3 available for download: http://amiestreet.com/music/auto-tune-the-news/auto-tune-the-news-number-3?pytr=gregorybrothers Zach McNees helped mix: http://www.zachmcnees.com/ Lyrics: EH: I think this is an ignoramus statement Umm, I was even a person who thought You know what, power to Joe the Plumber at that point SG: Before he went around laying his pipe all over town EH: Well, Joe the Plumber is not invited Anywhere around me EG: Does baby need a tissue? Thinking about the time the plumber kissed you Before you caught him creeping with the Shih Tzu RM: As republicans, the party does seem to be in chaos RP: They need to change their attitude, attitude Their attitude, attitude MG: Ay, tells us what your homeys can do To make a change RP: You know, they talk about personal freedoms They have to believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know! RP: To believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know! RP: To believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know, we know, we know you just got to believe RP: To believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know! RP: To believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know! RP: To belieeeeeeeeeve! Lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve! MG: You saying Republicans on crack Are you cozy with the Democrats? RP: I just don't think that either party Right now offers a whole lot MG: You'll see some real change From the 3rd party at my house Poppin champagne, bacardi; gettin crunked out Triple rhymin with Joe Biden While we Imbibin Hennessy Come on over--drinks on me, homey HK: We'll be friends with you AZ: And bff with you Main Damies with you HK: And colleagues with you AZ: I'll be in your crew HK: I'll be in yours, too AZ: Jumpin rope with you HK: Playin Donkey Kong with you AZ: Hatchin plans with you HK/AZ: invade Tajikistan with you HC: We do not believe either Afghanistan or Pakistan Can achieve lasting progress Without the full participation of all of your citizens Including women and girls AZ: Having a barbecue HK: Grilling a goat with you AZ: Grilling terrorists, too HK: Getting matching tattoos HC: The rights of women must be respected and protect-- AZ: --Picking flowers with you HK: Hot showers with you AZ: Falling in love with you HK: Nude at the zoo AZ/HK: Making memories at the pottery wheel, rubbing clay on you all afternoon KC: It would be one of the most dramatic Foreign policy about faces ever AG: To what do you refer, shawtayee? KC: A bipartisan bill in Congress would end The 47-year-old trade freeze with Cuba AG: Ojalá congreso le gusta esta KC: It has only spotty support so far But President Obama's already taken some baby steps Letting Cuban Americans visit family members And send them money But for most of us it's still a place that is Strictly off limits AG: Not for this G I just went there illegally Speaking of which, will you buy drugs from me On national TV? Don't fret--the people think I'm joking But guess what (what?)? I've never joked in my life; ooh-wee, shawtayee KC: The trade embargo made sense a half century ago AG: That's 50 years KC: During the Cold War Fidel Castro took sides with the enemy But the Soviet Union is long gone AG: Disbanded: KC/AG: Long gooooone! SG: Dick Cheney. Rush Limbaugh or Colin Powell. Who's your damie? DC: Well, if I had to choose, uh In terms of being a Republican I'd go with Rush Limbaugh My take on it was Colin had already left the party SG: I don't think that actually happened [awkward silence] This is an awkward silence; I guess I'll fill it with ad libs Oh! Shawty! Yeah EG: Whoo! Aaaah KC: Now it's up to Fidel and Raúl Castro AG: Esos Castros locos. Cuidado KC: President Obama says he wants to see Democratic reforms Particularly on human rights and free speech So congress will be looking for signs of change After almost 50 years AG: Ay, that's half a century KC: U.S. policy will not reverse overnight Relations remain chilly But for the 1st time in generations A thaw is possible AG: A thaw, but what sort of thaw? What exactly is thawing? KC: Very, very, very, very Very thin ice AG/KC: Very thin ice, very thin ice, very thin ice Follow us on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/autotunethenews or facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Gregory-Brothers/46060559283
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hindi movie Comedy King rajpal yadav
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AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT-- Interview w Tom (Epic Beard Man) & Parody Song
After AC Transit Bus fight, Viet Nam Tom talks about what happened.
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